Thursday, July 5, 2007

kaka bhaipo----1

bhaipo:-----

"tumi norom thote swechcha byathai nil"
sabdhan!!!!
sabdhan.khub sabdhan.ei jonopriyo line tir protifolon bastob jibone bisesh kore silpo sonskritir rajdhani kolkatai ebong kolkatar silpo sonskritir rajdhani nandan chattare kokhkono korte jaben na.taholekintu kaka "silpo sonskriti pechone dhuke jabe".kharap laglo kothata?ektu aslil sonalo? kimba apni etao bolte parennaak uchu kore chumu tumu khaoa asole aslilotar namantor matro.er modhye joriye ache pocha ekta sorir.jodi esob vaben,tobe thik ei jaigata chere chole jaan.apnar gyan sunte raji noi.ei apnarai jakhan film festival er nam kore censor bihin cinema teporn khojar jonno bhir kore asen,koi takhan to protibad koren na?apnarai jakhan city center kimba forum ba onno kono shopping complexe nari ponner bigyaponer janyo babohrito prai nogno model gulike aar chokhe dekhen,koi takhan to kichu bolen na?

"pls amar request ta ektu bojhar chesta koro"
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"cholo tahole ek round ludo i khele asi"
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8 bochorer ekta bahcha 1097e phone korechilo,vebechilo kono cartoon character hobe amader jonopriyo buladi.
achcha rasta ghat e jakhan dekhen police truck/207/407 gulir thekeghus nichche,kotobar protibad korechen?aar ekjon premik tar premikakechumu khachche dekhle kotobar "isssh"bolechen? ebar bolun to kaka,konta out of jealousy?

kaka:-----
bhaipo eto asthir hole hobe? tui to gorom gorom kichu kotha bole cholegeli.ekhon bhabte hobe onek kichu.
1)eta poschimbongo.
2)Ekhane budhhdijibider budhdhi ache.
3)ekhane silpo birodhi haoa probol.

bhaipo:-----
silpo birodhi haoa probol mane?

kaka:----
dekchis na? chardike silpo holei kivabe kolkata gorje uthche?taholechumu tumu to oi silper modhyei pore!!!

bhaipo:----
silpa shetty?

kaka:----
tao bolte paris.modda kotha holo,ekhane silpo cholbe na.

bhaipo:-----
tar mane holo giye,bondhugon,amader sobhyo poschimbonge silpo cholbe na.shilpar o no entry.ebong je vabe premik premikar nivritochatar tole police giye ghuser haat barai seta choltei thakbe,ebongsetai ekmatro poth....

kaka:-----
tool ta theke naam age.

bhaipo:-----
ta kaka jai bolo,tool theke naami aar uthi.eta ki thik?amra boli amra onek udaar,tahole ekhono keno premik premikara nivrito alaapkorar janne ekta vodro jaiga khuje pai na.keno,premikake ador korte gele ain rokhkhoker rakta chokhkhu beriye ase?

kaka:----
abar uttejito hoye jachchis bhaipo.eta ki europe peyechis?sob deshernijer nijer culture ache

bhaipo:-----
tahole amra onno desher culture onusoron kore roj ekta kore shoppingcomplex multuplex banai keno?

kaka:----
ota, ye,mane amader age cholbar chinho.

bhaipo:-----
aar nijer priyo jonke chumu khaoa ki khub onyay kaaj?

kaka:------
onyay ke bollo? nijer ghorer bhitor kha.

bhaipo:----
keno?amra naki egochchi?o desher that-bat nebo aar sonskar nebo edesher?mane eto du nouka...

kaka:---
noukai bol aar speed boat i bol,age amader choltei hobe,se silpo badha ditegiyei bol,kimba silpo enei bol.aar police er ghus? ota to ekhon pub-poschimesurjo otha namar motoi swavabik byapar.tui e sob niye matha ghamas naporte bos ja!!

bhaipo:----
ei tomader dos,jukti dite na parle boro giri folano suru kore dao.

kaka:----
boro giri na re bhaipo,asole tor moto 5000jon chechaleo kichu hobe na,tar cheye ek kaaj kor,bhalo kore porasona kore baire chole ja,okhane esob allowed.moner sukhe chumu khaas...ja bhag

Sunday, July 1, 2007

tomar kotha----na kobita

tumi bolo chand koto sundor
ami boli surjer alo na porle ota
mukh lukato omabosyar ondhokare

tumi bolo bristi te vijte tomar darun lage
ami boli,bristir jole sorir kharap hote pare
karon ote D2O thake

tumi bolo haste tomar darun lage
ami besi haasle tomai
"kelane" boli

tumi bolo kadte tomar sob theke kharap lage
aar ami tomai sob theke besi kadai

tumi bolo kobita tomar darun lage,
ami boli kobita jara lekhe tader nirghat
mostisko bikriti ache

ami vabtam karo janno ami
raat jagte parbo na
r tumi amai rater por raat jagiye rakho

tomar sathe kotha na hole sei pocha chand i dekhi,
tomar sathe dekha na hole sei pora bristitei viji,
tomar kotha vebe vebe sei chai er kobitai likhi...

bhalo basis khali

bristi pore tapur tupur
node elo baan
ore pagli tor janno moner
boro taan
moner vitor toke ghire
uthal pathal mon,
sei monta karli kokhon
janena e mon
jakhan takhan hese uthis
jakhan takhan kadis,
hese kede sokal
dupur naki amar
kothai vabis?
rater ghume jakhan
hotat hotat hana dis,
tokhon bhabi
ebar na hoi
diyei feli miss
kathar ami kothar tumi
jatoi bole jaas
khali vabi tui je khali
kenoi amai chaas!
kede kede thot fuliye
jhakhan hasis khali,
tokhon bhabi tor janno
jokhon tokhon morte pari ami
pagli bhalo basis khali

sei sob din ratri

moner kone megher asa jaoa
haat bariye tomai ektu choa
sporso sukher sporse praner
mon diye mon deoa neoa;
chute chaoar khelai e m0n,
emon raager sur e vasa,
kathai kathai hotat hotat
sokal bikel kada hasa

sahosi hoye jakhan egoi
tatoi pichoi tomar pa
doure giye chui jakhan
siure othe tomar ga

choa chui-r khelai jakhan
palao tumi douriye
hat ta dhore thot ta chule
kamriye dao daat diye

matha nichu lajjate r
amai dekhe voi peye
kane bolo fisfisiye,
"ore bor bor,ei chilo tor mone?"

pagli tor janne

ratri suru,diner seshe
mon kharaper haat
moner khoje sue sue
r kate na raat
rater masi rater pisi
rater brindaban
jotoi bojhai tao je
keno
hoy na bhalo mon
vater kotha tao je keno
eto madhur lage
ore meye tor kotha vebe
ghum ase na rate.
amar kothai mone mone
jatoi aghat paas
khali bhabi tao je
keno
sudhui amai chaas...

lav lokshan

tomar janyo kobita likhe lav ki,
seto koto jonei likhe geche
tomar chobi dekhe mugdho hoye lav ki,
seto koto jone hoye geche
tomake priyotama bolei ba lav ki,
seto koto jonei bole geche
tomar janno doure ese lav ki,
seto koto jonei doure geche
tomake onno name deke lav ki,
nijer nam i to tumi vule gecho
tomake valobesei ba lav ki,
seto koto jonei bese geche
tobu valobeso amai...