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multiplex er jatiyo songeet

Somproti hiland park fame e giye matha gorom hoye gelo.
hall e dhuke bostei jotto hall er chelegulo hater isharai uthe dnarate bollo.
dariyei dekhlam ebong sunlam janaganamana rahman er istyle e gaoa hocche. lata,asha, bhupen hazarika, pandit bhimsen joshi ityadi rahman er songe mishe motamuti janaganamana-r pine mere chere dieche.
puro matha gorom hoye gelo.
ami ganer majhpothei bose porlam.
sobai takalo emon bhabe jeno ami ajmal kasaver sejo bhai.
tate amar kichui jai aslo na.
tumi sala bhul bhal sonabe tomar moto, ar tomar isharai amake dnariye thakte hobe?

matua

amader ekhane somproti ekta bipojjonok probonota dekha diyeche.
jeta sotti bipojjonok bharater gonotontrer pokhkhe
seta holo motua toshan.
ami ekta jinis sotti bujhi na, ekta so called ganotantrik desher nagorikder ki nijer bhalomondo bojhar khomota nei?
ke ek boroma, ke ek mosjider imam ki bole dilo, sei nirdesher upor vitti korei amader mulyaban vote ta dite hobe.
eta lojja.
ei lojjar ongshider biman basu subhas chakrabarty theke mamata bannerjee sokkole.
party ekhane gouno.
adorsho gouno
sudhumatro toshoner jonno toshoner ei probonotake ghenna kori.
se muslim i hok, ar matua i hok.
bondho hok ebhabe jater name bojjati. 2to party mandir kore debe, kichu arthonoitik sujog subidha kore debe, sei jonno motua ra vote debe, eta tader jonnoo lojja.
tara ki kichu bolche na?
matuader modhye sikhkhiter har ki etoi kom?

BHUMIR RABINDRASANGEET

EI somoitai mediar somoi.
media je bhabe chalai
amra gadhar bachcha gadhara sei pothei chole
aj jodi star anandar suman ektu kaida kore bole dilo "surjo poschim dike othe ar ishan kone osto jai", to amra sei kothai ekkebare biswas kore nebo.
ar channel o hoyeche serokom.
ei bar notun khadder naam "bhoomir rabindrasangeet".
bhoomi rabindrasangeet korlo,
ar mone hoi didir rakesh roshon chande pa rakhlo;
duto ek i byapar.
ki korbe bujhei uthte parche na.
bhoomi rabindrasangeet koreche,.
achcha bapu, koreche to koreche,
seto knight riders o cricket khelche, shahrukh o obhinoy(!) korche
temnii na hoi bhoomi o rabindrasangeet koreche surojit er besuro ar soumitrar hnere golai.
ta niye eto hoi choi!!!
mairi bolchi, oi buro robithakur thakle nigghhat muchcho jeten ajkeer dintai!

golpo

kaka bhaipo----1

bhaipo:-----

"tumi norom thote swechcha byathai nil"
sabdhan!!!!
sabdhan.khub sabdhan.ei jonopriyo line tir protifolon bastob jibone bisesh kore silpo sonskritir rajdhani kolkatai ebong kolkatar silpo sonskritir rajdhani nandan chattare kokhkono korte jaben na.taholekintu kaka "silpo sonskriti pechone dhuke jabe".kharap laglo kothata?ektu aslil sonalo? kimba apni etao bolte parennaak uchu kore chumu tumu khaoa asole aslilotar namantor matro.er modhye joriye ache pocha ekta sorir.jodi esob vaben,tobe thik ei jaigata chere chole jaan.apnar gyan sunte raji noi.ei apnarai jakhan film festival er nam kore censor bihin cinema teporn khojar jonno bhir kore asen,koi takhan to protibad koren na?apnarai jakhan city center kimba forum ba onno kono shopping complexe nari ponner bigyaponer janyo babohrito prai nogno model gulike aar chokhe dekhen,koi takhan to kichu bolen na?

"pls amar request ta ektu bojhar chesta koro"
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"cholo tahole ek round ludo i khele asi"
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8 bochorer ekta bahcha 1097e phone korechilo,vebechilo kono cartoon character hobe amader jonopriyo buladi.
achcha rasta ghat e jakhan dekhen police truck/207/407 gulir thekeghus nichche,kotobar protibad korechen?aar ekjon premik tar premikakechumu khachche dekhle kotobar "isssh"bolechen? ebar bolun to kaka,konta out of jealousy?

kaka:-----
bhaipo eto asthir hole hobe? tui to gorom gorom kichu kotha bole cholegeli.ekhon bhabte hobe onek kichu.
1)eta poschimbongo.
2)Ekhane budhhdijibider budhdhi ache.
3)ekhane silpo birodhi haoa probol.

bhaipo:-----
silpo birodhi haoa probol mane?

kaka:----
dekchis na? chardike silpo holei kivabe kolkata gorje uthche?taholechumu tumu to oi silper modhyei pore!!!

bhaipo:----
silpa shetty?

kaka:----
tao bolte paris.modda kotha holo,ekhane silpo cholbe na.

bhaipo:-----
tar mane holo giye,bondhugon,amader sobhyo poschimbonge silpo cholbe na.shilpar o no entry.ebong je vabe premik premikar nivritochatar tole police giye ghuser haat barai seta choltei thakbe,ebongsetai ekmatro poth....

kaka:-----
tool ta theke naam age.

bhaipo:-----
ta kaka jai bolo,tool theke naami aar uthi.eta ki thik?amra boli amra onek udaar,tahole ekhono keno premik premikara nivrito alaapkorar janne ekta vodro jaiga khuje pai na.keno,premikake ador korte gele ain rokhkhoker rakta chokhkhu beriye ase?

kaka:----
abar uttejito hoye jachchis bhaipo.eta ki europe peyechis?sob deshernijer nijer culture ache

bhaipo:-----
tahole amra onno desher culture onusoron kore roj ekta kore shoppingcomplex multuplex banai keno?

kaka:----
ota, ye,mane amader age cholbar chinho.

bhaipo:-----
aar nijer priyo jonke chumu khaoa ki khub onyay kaaj?

kaka:------
onyay ke bollo? nijer ghorer bhitor kha.

bhaipo:----
keno?amra naki egochchi?o desher that-bat nebo aar sonskar nebo edesher?mane eto du nouka...

kaka:---
noukai bol aar speed boat i bol,age amader choltei hobe,se silpo badha ditegiyei bol,kimba silpo enei bol.aar police er ghus? ota to ekhon pub-poschimesurjo otha namar motoi swavabik byapar.tui e sob niye matha ghamas naporte bos ja!!

bhaipo:----
ei tomader dos,jukti dite na parle boro giri folano suru kore dao.

kaka:----
boro giri na re bhaipo,asole tor moto 5000jon chechaleo kichu hobe na,tar cheye ek kaaj kor,bhalo kore porasona kore baire chole ja,okhane esob allowed.moner sukhe chumu khaas...ja bhag